bandskeepmealive:

you-cant-alter-how-she-breathes:

THATS RIGHT ITS A FUCKING PIZZA VENDING MACHINE

If I could just have this in my room. Please.

bandskeepmealive:

you-cant-alter-how-she-breathes:

THATS RIGHT ITS A FUCKING PIZZA VENDING MACHINE

If I could just have this in my room. Please.

(via tacosandmoshingwithmexicans)

noo00oo00oo00oo:

Ok, now im confused

noo00oo00oo00oo:

Ok, now im confused

tastefullyoffensive:

Close enough.[via] 

tastefullyoffensive:

Close enough.

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(via jedilyoma)

thelandofwtf:

Maybe the whole “You should have a license to be a parent” argument ain’t so bad.http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com

thelandofwtf:

Maybe the whole “You should have a license to be a parent” argument ain’t so bad.
http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com

thelandofwtf:

I’d rather shower in piss than wear furhttp://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com

thelandofwtf:

I’d rather shower in piss than wear fur
http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr.  doubt anything could top it.

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr.  doubt anything could top it.

(via 4gifs)

thelandofwtf:

For Science… wait a moment…http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com

thelandofwtf:

For Science… wait a moment…
http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com

thelandofwtf:

Clean your own damn house…http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com

thelandofwtf:

Clean your own damn house…
http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com