18+ To Thine Own Self Be True, beneath my skin my blood runs blue. Life is but a dream, where nothing is as it seems.
Proper use of the phrase “up in this bitch”
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You know what I really want to happen?
Everyone who was born before the end of 2012 should all pretend the apocalypse actually happened in December. Like we should all have our war stories and pretend to be veterans and tell our kids and grand kids stories about when we defeated the zombies. And we should write about it in history textbooks and say that people who deny that it ever happened just had their minds wiped by the aliens.
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haha!
It’s especially unsettling when they watch you clean their box.
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Just a little FYI, my friends Renee and Kenny run a super cute bookstore in Singapore called Books Actually. They now carry the Cat Vs Human books! And every Wednesday they have special events. One of their events is with Cat Welfare Society, which starts on May 30 at 7:30 pm.
Find the kitty in the pic :)
Yup, that’s me!
ROFLMAO
….my wireless ethernet card and a bowl full of weed. Of course I would grab all the weed and the knife…. the 2nd and 3rd things over…… Hopefully they will want to get high and have me scrape their bowls while they use the wi-fi.
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