18+ To Thine Own Self Be True, beneath my skin my blood runs blue. Life is but a dream, where nothing is as it seems.
(via gebthedestroyer)
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Owning a cat may increase chance of suicide
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com
I’d rather shower in piss than wear fur
http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com
101 Reasons to Be Abstinent: #18 more time to spend online
and here *I* am going for #13……. “Can Explore Other Ways to Show Your Love”
We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.
they say drowning is the best way to die
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“Will I have to put pants on”
(via kyuusenijo)
1.) -=facepalm=-
2.) I just did what my dad asked. That is the key. Doing what ever DUMB shit your parents want you to do.
3.) I guess we all see he is “drinking a giant can of coke”