hollyhotcakes:

lesspopularcultist:

kateordie:

Source found! These are insanely impressive and very, very hot.

I have a thing about ropes, this is awesome.

unf

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rubberforfun:

Which gasmask to wear !!!

rubberforfun:

Which gasmask to wear !!!

Simply, this is how I tumblr.

Simply, this is how I tumblr.

Me, hope you like  :)

Me, hope you like  :)

dizzzypie:

sweetlittlekitty:

gh0stick:

I won’t truly feel loved in this world until someone sends me a Dildo Lasagna.

Good for father’s day or begrudgingly paying back the guy you owe $$$ to.

SOMEBODY SEND ME THIS

i want it

(via teacup-kitten)

Here, want another, anyone?
[my half hawk is hanging over the other side, duh]

Here, want another, anyone?

[my half hawk is hanging over the other side, duh]

Me^^ single and not looking, but open for what may come.

Me^^ single and not looking, but open for what may come.

Carry that pistol, hold it proud, in your hand, place your finger on the trigger, trip the pistons, release then tensions, and the rest ends upon unmentioned.

Carry that pistol, hold it proud, in your hand, place your finger on the trigger, trip the pistons, release then tensions, and the rest ends upon unmentioned.

And when you’re done with this love, move on to the next.  There is always a landslide to bring us down.  I’ll find my reflection in the snow covered hills.

I would laugh at you tumblrees and the constant whining and crying and complaining about your lives.  But if I laughed people might think I’m insane.

haha

Roflmao!  @ the morning after pill  [white out]    Purrrrrfect!

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WTF to the small print at the bottom.  That is bullshit.

WTF to the small print at the bottom.  That is bullshit.

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