18+ To Thine Own Self Be True, beneath my skin my blood runs blue. Life is but a dream, where nothing is as it seems.
Decided since I was up I was going to go shopping at the mall at 5 am. Forgot where I parked. Took security 2 hours to help me find my new car.
I did get 50 new body jewelry pieces for $2. Multiple rings, bracelets, and of course an AMAZING NEW DILDO. I praise the great achievements and advancements in sex toys and am VERY satisfyingly worn out.
Wonder how long it will take me to break this dildo ;)
I won’t truly feel loved in this world until someone sends me a Dildo Lasagna.
Good for father’s day or begrudgingly paying back the guy you owe $$$ to.
SOMEBODY SEND ME THIS
i want it
(via cunt-snuggles)
(via lekgolo)
Virgos do like it in chairs. -=ahem=- I post a lot about chairs, don’t I? hehehehehe
(via lekgolo)
Go jerk off.
