the_simulator
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Decided since I was up I was going to go shopping at the mall at 5 am. Forgot where I parked. Took security 2 hours to help me find my new car.
I did get 50 new body jewelry pieces for $2. Multiple rings, bracelets, and of course an AMAZING NEW DILDO. I praise the great achievements and advancements in sex toys and am VERY satisfyingly worn out.
Wonder how long it will take me to break this dildo ;)

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101 Reasons to Be Abstinent: #18 more time to spend online
and here *I* am going for #13……. “Can Explore Other Ways to Show Your Love”

I always have sex. Doesn’t that make it scarier?
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